Thursday, December 18, 2008

AZ Mills

Arizona Mills has always been a little bit ghetto, but yesterday when I was there it took me to another world. While traveling through crazy Mills I saw all sorts of insane things. Multiple times I found myself in the middle of what looked like a gang fight ready to erupt. I'm talking different gangs on all sides looking at me and sweet baby Carma like we were a tender juicy steak ready to be devoured. For most of my trip through the mall I carried Carma on my hip and pushed our stroller so I would know for sure if someone had snatched her away from me. Besides the countless gangsters (not even cool, fashion forward gangsters! What a waste!), I saw more man/ladies than on a Tyra Banks special. This is the closest picture I could find to the kind of trany's I saw and he/she doesn't even do them justice. Picture a more manly face, more make-up, some EVE style breast tatoos (you know, the paw prints) and cheaper looking clothes. Then, times it by the 3 or 4 of them roaming around... my mind was spinning.

After a while I finally came across a Santa sitting in his chair with not a soul in line to take a picture with him. He had the twiddling thumbs kind of boredom. However, I didn't even take pity on this man and get a picture. I was much too afraid of stopping and having someone steal something. - A few hundred feet later in my journey I saw another Santa wondering around. Not only was it another Santa, but it was Black Santa! He looked a lot like this guy. The best part was that it was clear he was just some dude who decided to dress as Santa and parade around AZ Mills. I felt bad for the normal white Santa who was back there, all alone, while Black Santa came and stole all of the lime light. But like I said, AZ Mills is Ghetto! And Black Santa's are really hot this year... everywhere is all sold out!

6 comments:

Glazier's said...

I almost peed my pants! That mall scares me. I always feel like I'm going to be leaving in an ambulance from gunshot wounds.

Glamma Fabulous aka Kelley Smith said...

I'm glad you kept Carma safe!!!

Kelli and Craig said...

yikes!!

Anonymous said...

Alas life in a Red state. Even politices has colors like gangs. Even this blog is about color. Hey I'm onto something huh.

hilari said...

what do you have against black santas and man ladies? they are both wonderfully accepted in my book.

Emily P. said...

Everyone always says that mall is ghetto, but I've never noticed it being THAT bad. What does that says about me? I guess I'm either ghetto myself, or extremely oblivious. I'm hoping for the oblivious. :)