Tuesday, December 2, 2008

How Did This Happen To Me?

I have faux self esteem.
It's true and I cannot deny my condition. I stress about getting dressed and finding something that I think I look decent in. This process can take anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes or even more. Sometimes I find an outfit to where out of the house, and I think I look pretty good and thin. See Exhibit A. Then I see a picture of myself in that very same outfit when I'm foolishly feeling good about myself and I realize my Faux Self Esteem mentality is in full force.
See Exhibit B. It's sad, really.
The End.

Exhibit A



Exhibit B

6 comments:

The Picketts said...

Where did you get that FABULOUS picture of me and jason?! (Exhibit A, of course!) HA HA - this is hilarious! Sad but SO true too!

brookegfunk said...

WOWZZAH! I don't think you mentioned Dusty's inability to find the perfect outfit so why are you dragging the poor guy into this? I also think it would be super hard to find a worse pic than B or A for that matter.

Kelli and Craig said...

I only ever feel like exhibit A, just B....Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Kelley Bochman Smith said...

Fuox self esteem is better that none! (and you are WAY better than exhibit b!!!!!!!!)XOXO

hilari said...

chelsea, i said to never borrow my black tank top again!

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