I have faux self esteem.
It's true and I cannot deny my condition. I stress about getting dressed and finding something that I think I look decent in. This process can take anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes or even more. Sometimes I find an outfit to where out of the house, and I think I look pretty good and thin. See Exhibit A. Then I see a picture of myself in that very same outfit when I'm foolishly feeling good about myself and I realize my Faux Self Esteem mentality is in full force.
See Exhibit B. It's sad, really.
The End.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
6 comments:
Where did you get that FABULOUS picture of me and jason?! (Exhibit A, of course!) HA HA - this is hilarious! Sad but SO true too!
WOWZZAH! I don't think you mentioned Dusty's inability to find the perfect outfit so why are you dragging the poor guy into this? I also think it would be super hard to find a worse pic than B or A for that matter.
I only ever feel like exhibit A, just B....Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Fuox self esteem is better that none! (and you are WAY better than exhibit b!!!!!!!!)XOXO
chelsea, i said to never borrow my black tank top again!
Great Site. Was added to mybookmarks. Greetings From USA.
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